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No More America! I am in Spain!

by: Annmarie Phelan - printed on 02-28-2001

This is it. Submerged in another language, another culture. I cannot speak or understand all that well, but somehow I am able to live in this country. It is my home for four months. My home. Spanish family, Spanish classes, Spanish food. No more America. No American handshake. “Dos besos” instead — a kiss on each cheek — is how I greet people. No standard American house. Most everyone lives in apartments, and the houses you do see do not share the same outward aesthetic beauty to which we are accustomed.

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Umatilla: A call for Congressional investigation

by: Jim McCandlish, J.D. - printed on 04-25-2001

A recent lead editorial in the Oregonian calls for an independent investigation of chemical agent leaks at the Umatilla Chemical Depot. This follows the Oregonian’s lengthy commentary piece which found the Army’s explanation of the September 15, 1999 exposure incident to be misleading and inadequate. Over eight months ago, Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-Ore.) asked the U.S. Department of Defense to conduct such an investigation.

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Corser advocates a true and lasting patriotism

by: Ben Corser - printed on 09-11-2002

A tattered and torn flag raised bravely above the discord as it triumphantly reached its peak between pieces of concrete and steel on the New York City streets. As a symbol of grievance and vitality, the banner waved proudly amid death and destruction.

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Jose Bove fights the Mc-Domination of the world

by: Michael Driessen - printed on 02-28-2001

This past summer in France, a mustachioed, pipe-smoking sheep farmer held the French’s regard in the headlines of Le Monde, with the attention usually reserved for soccer heroes: his name was Jose Bove. In August of 1999, Jose led a group attack on the McDonald’s near his farm in the south of France. His trial, held this summer, drew a crowd of over 15,000 people, and Bove commanded a following of thousands more.

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What Will You Do When You Graduate?

by: Ryan Bemis - printed on 11-15-2000

Right now, down in sunny Florida, two retired men are probably kickin it back and lovin the sun. They have more to celebrate than just the warm weather, however. Retired El Salvadoran generals Jose Guillermo Garcia and Carlos Eugenio Vedes Cassanova both were acquitted by a US federal jury on November 3 for being responsible for the brutal rapes and murders of four US Churchwomen in El Salvador in 1980.

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Their flesh is the playbill

by: Isaac Vanderburg - printed on 02-20-2002

In the Pacific Northwest, salmon are their own force of nature.

They exist in cycles, like seasons.

They affect change, like hurricanes.

The cycle of an individual, for example, begins at birth when the wriggling infant is swept tail-first toward the ocean. It ends 2-5 years later when the salmon returns?strengthened by ocean fodder and force?to slice through rapids and impossible distances, and eventually to spawn and die.

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